aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction
Did Louis die? My condolences.
Me everyday of my life
southern accents on white people scare me, I feel like I’m one word away from being murdered
sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.
karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.
today i’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.